OK so the article is about 24 hours old, but damn Wonkette is tough as nails on the Devos/DEM battle is a shockingly sarcastic manner that it makes me chuckle – PB/TK
Democrats Throw Pajama Party To Bitch About How Much They Hate This Chick ‘Betsy DeVos’ By Evan Hurst –
So, the Senate will vote at noon today on whether unqualified dumbass Jesus lady Betsy DeVos should get to be the secretary of ruining your child’s education, and it’s looking like she’ll make it — but maybe not! — with 50 votes plus one white-haired idiot vote from Vice President Mike Pence, as Republican Senators Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski have announced they will vote against her. (As Mic.com notes, this kind of squeaker has never happened with a cabinet vote before! That’s how much everybody hates Betsy DeVos.) But your Senate Democrats decided not to go down without a fight, so they stayed up all night and ordered pizza and braided each other’s hair and yelled THE WHOLE NIGHT about why Betsy DeVos is a great big moron who shouldn’t be anywhere near your kids.
DeVos, of course, has no experience with public education, does not like public education, and would rather give kids vouchers so they can attend the Jesus school of their choice, so she can build “God’s kingdom.” She is also the sister of maniac douchebag Erik Prince — the Blackwater guy! — and likely only got nominated because her family has given one-hundred eleventy gabillion dollars to GOP causes.
So yeah. ALL NIGHTER PAJAMA PARTY WITH THE DEMOCRATS, to gossip about how they hate this one chick “Betsy,” who definitely does not belong at this school, or any school for that matter
Continue to wonkette.com article: http://wonkette.com/611971/democrats-throw-pajama-party-to-bitch-about-how-much-they-hate-this-chick-betsy-devos