Germany plans to destroy 35 tons of Fidget Spinners; Either it’s a return to 1933 Germany book burning or 1979 Disco Destruction night at Comiskey Park -PB/TK
Germany Is Destroying A Whole Lot Of Fidget Spinners & The Internet Couldn’t Be Happier – By Amelia Edelman / June 19 2017
It’s official: Fidget spinners have jumped the shark. How could they not, what with the whirlwind and weirdly sordid history they’ve had in their short, spinny lives?
First, they were a mere toy with supposed benefits for anxiety or ADD. Now, there is X-rated fidget spinner content. There are fidget spinner cookies, because of course. There is fidget spinner nail art. And did you know? You can use your fidget spinner to cook your dinner, to contour your makeup, and even to swipe right on your next date. It’s high time someone stepped in to say something along the lines of, “Please, no more, I am dizzy, ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.” And as of this week, that someone is the country of Germany.
The Associated Press recently reported that German customs officials have seized no less than 35 metric tons of fidget spinners and are planning on — with much dramatic flair — “crushing them out of existence.”
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