Republican Wants Schools to Call Animal Control on Furry Students – By Tess Owen (Vice) / Jan 17, 2024
Despite any evidence that there’s any furry students trying to go to school in Oklahoma, Justin Humphrey wants to ban them anyways.
A Republican lawmaker in Oklahoma is taking a stand against one of the most pressing issues facing America: furries in schools.
Students who “purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species” or “who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries” will be barred from participating in school activities or curriculum, under legislation introduced by House GOP Rep. Justin Humphrey.
Humphrey also suggests that schools call animal control services “to remove the student,” should their parents be unavailable to collect them.
