SATIRE: Cal Cunningham Threatens to Unseat John Edwards As North Carolina’s Horniest Democrat – By Andrew Stiles (Free Beacon) / Oct 7 2020
Cal Cunningham, the Democratic Party’s controversial nominee for Senate in North Carolina, is threatening to unseat disgraced former Sen. John Edwards (D., N.C.) as the horniest Democrat in the history of the Tar Heel State.
Cunningham, a married father of two, has gone into hiding since becoming embroiled in an extramarital sex scandal that has grown increasingly problematic with each passing day as new information comes to light. On Tuesday, for example, the Associated Press spoke to one of Cunningham’s alleged mistresses, Arlene Guzman Todd, who confirmed that the two had “weird” sexual relations in Cunningham’s home in North Carolina.
Guzman Todd, who is herself married, also confirmed the authenticity of text messages in which she acknowledged having “naked photos” of the Senate candidate in her possession. The text exchanges, between Guzman Todd and an unnamed friend, reveal that the secret lovers were in contact as recently as August, when Guzman Todd said she wished Cunningham a happy birthday. “I want to unwrap you today,” the candidate responded.
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