Movie review: ‘My Son Hunter’ is a soft-porn conspiracy flick for weird conservative incels – By Hunter (Daily Kos) / Sept 2, 2022
We have not been writing enough movie reviews around here, and that’s something we’re going to have to fix. Conveniently, the den of white nationalists and incubator of aspirational felons calling itself “Breitbart” is reimagining itself as a movie studio, and is pushing hard to promote a new “crowdfunded” film called My Son Hunter. It is a reimagining of the life of Hunter Biden as seen by the usual Republican hoax-boosters and professional smear merchants, and while not yet released, most of the marketing campaign consists of outrage that the far-left internet is conspiring, apparently very badly, to hide it from people.
This is a fantastic marketing scheme that all extremely crappy movies should mimic. It’s not that audiences were not interested in partaking in something called “Morbin’ time”; it’s that an international cabal of elites intentionally kept Morbin’ time from you so that you could not have it. That way if your movie fails, you can blame it on a worldwide conspiracy, salvaging some fraction of your career.
Unfortunately, at the time of this review the drunken squirrels handling the movie’s marketing over at Breitbart News And Tactical Gun Safe Emporium had not offered us an advance copy, so we’re going to have to do the whole movie review just from what we can see in the trailer.
More fortunately, it’s clear that the research that went into developing this particular flick flipped frequently between obsessive-compulsive ferreting out minor details, and the exact opposite of that. A good demonstration would be the film’s IMDB page, which at the time of this writing notes actress Jovana Stevic’s role only as “Beau Wife.”
